• Log In
  • My Account
    • Account Settings
    • Log Out
  • Disney.com
  • Disney+
    • Home
    • On Disney+
    • The Disney Bundle
  • Parks & Travel
    • Home
    • Walt Disney World
    • Walt Disney World
    • Disneyland
    • Disney Cruise Line
    • Aulani
    • All Parks & Travel
  • Movies
    • Home
    • All Movies
    • Movies Anywhere
    • 20th Century Studios
  • Shop
    • Sale
    • Clothes
    • Accessories
    • Toys
    • Shop All
  • Disney News
  • D23
  • Live Shows
    • Home
    • Disney on Broadway
    • Disney on Ice
    • Disney Live!
  • Music
  • Disney Disney.com
  • Disney+
    • On Disney+
    • The Disney Bundle
  • Parks & Travel
    • Walt Disney World Resort
    • Disneyland Resort
    • Disney Cruise Line
    • Aulani - A Disney Resort and Spa
    • Adventures by Disney
    • Disney Vacation Club
  • Movies
    • All Movies
    • Movies Anywhere
    • 20th Century Studios
  • Shop
    • Sale
    • Clothes
    • Accessories
    • Toys
    • Shop All
  • More
    • Disney News
    • D23: The Official Disney Fan Club
    • Live Shows
    • Music
  • Log In
  • My Account
    • Account Settings
    • Log Out
Disney
Cancel

STREAM MONSTERS, INC. NOW ON DISNEY+

Quotes Pixar

The Ultimate List of Monsters, Inc. Quotes

June 6, 2018
June 6, 2018

In a search for the best quotes from Monsters, Inc., we checked behind every door and found ones that had us rolling around on the Laugh Floor. Mike Wazowski, Sulley, Roz, and the rest of their friends made it to the top of the leaderboard with their witty and hilarious words! Check out our list: 

Mike Wazowski

Mike Wazowski doing standup on a chair in the animated movie "Monsters, Inc."

"That is the weirdest thing you've ever said."

"What can I say? The camera loves me."

"Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention."

"Dodgeball was the best, oh yeah. I was the fastest one out there. Of course I was the ball."

"I love you, schmoopsie-poo!"

"Nothing is more important than our friendship."

"Just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful monster. You know what I said? I said ... Sulley?"

"Where are you going? We'll talk. We'll have a latte."

"Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet!"

"Remember to tip your waitresses."

"You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade."

"You and I are a team."

"There's more to life than scaring."

"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!"

"Sull, that's a cube of garbage."

"Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this."

"You're the boss, you're the boss. You're the big, hairy boss."

"Fight that plaque. Scary monsters don't have plaque."

"One, two, three, four, get the kid back through the door!"

"I don't like big moving things that are moving towards me."

“I wasn’t scared. I have allergies.”

Sulley

Sully coming through a door in the animated movie "Monsters, Inc."

"I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey."

"Hey, may the best monster win."

"Give it a rest, will ya, butterball?"

Boo

Boo from the animated movie "Monsters, Inc."

"Kitty!"

Roz

Roz from the movie "Monsters, Inc."

"I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always."

"Your stunned silence is very reassuring."

“Don’t let it happen again.”

Celia

Celia from the movie "Monsters, Inc."

"Go get 'em, googly bear."

"You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?"

"You think this is about sushi?!"

Randall

Randall from the movie "Monsters, Inc."

"Do you hear that? It's the winds of change."

Yeti

Yeti from the animated movie "Monsters, Inc."

“Do I look abominable to you? Why can’t they call me the Adorable Snowman, or … or the Agreeable Snowman for crying out loud?”

“I’m a nice guy. Snow cone?”

“Wasteland? I think you mean Wonderland!”

“Milking a yak ain’t exactly a picnic.”

Fungus

“I’m sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I’m not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.”


Now grab your Boo and take the next wild taxi ride on over to Monstropolis to find more quotes to scare by in Monsters, Inc., streaming now on Disney+.

Related Articles

  • Quotes Disney

    Super Relatable Quotes from Hercules

    October 10, 2013

    October 10, 2013

    Oct 10

  • Quotes Disney Princess

    Have a Ball With These Memorable Cinderella Quotes

    May 8, 2018

    May 8, 2018

    May 8

  • Quotes Disney Princess

    The Ultimate List of The Little Mermaid Quotes

    May 16, 2018

    May 16, 2018

    May 16

  • Quotes Disney

    A Baymax Quote For Any Occasion

    May 1, 2016

    May 1, 2016

    May 1

  • Quotes Disney Princess

    Go Far With These Moana Quotes

    April 6, 2018

    April 6, 2018

    Apr 6

  • Monsters, Inc. Movies

        • Party Central

        • Party Central

        • Party Central

        • Party Central

        • Party Central

        • Party Central

        • Party Central

        • Monsters University

        • Monsters University

        • Monsters University

    • About Disney
    • Disney Help
    • Careers
    • Contact Us
    • Advertise With Us
    • Disney® Premier Visa® Card
    • Terms of Use
    • Additional Content Information
    • Privacy Policy
    • Your US State Privacy Rights
    • Children's Online Privacy Policy
    • Do Not Sell Or Share My Personal Information
    • Interest-Based Ads
    © 2025 Disney and its related entities