In a search for the best quotes from Monsters, Inc., we checked behind every door and found ones that had us rolling around on the Laugh Floor. Mike Wazowski, Sulley, Roz, and the rest of their friends made it to the top of the leaderboard with their witty and hilarious words! Check out our list:
"That is the weirdest thing you've ever said."
"What can I say? The camera loves me."
"Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention."
"Dodgeball was the best, oh yeah. I was the fastest one out there. Of course I was the ball."
"I love you, schmoopsie-poo!"
"Nothing is more important than our friendship."
"Just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful monster. You know what I said? I said ... Sulley?"
"Where are you going? We'll talk. We'll have a latte."
"Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet!"
"Remember to tip your waitresses."
"You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade."
"You and I are a team."
"There's more to life than scaring."
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!"
"Sull, that's a cube of garbage."
"Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this."
"You're the boss, you're the boss. You're the big, hairy boss."
"Fight that plaque. Scary monsters don't have plaque."
"One, two, three, four, get the kid back through the door!"
"I don't like big moving things that are moving towards me."
“I wasn’t scared. I have allergies.”
"I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey."
"Hey, may the best monster win."
"Give it a rest, will ya, butterball?"
"I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always."
"Your stunned silence is very reassuring."
“Don’t let it happen again.”
"Go get 'em, googly bear."
"You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?"
"You think this is about sushi?!"
"Do you hear that? It's the winds of change."
“Do I look abominable to you? Why can’t they call me the Adorable Snowman, or … or the Agreeable Snowman for crying out loud?”
“I’m a nice guy. Snow cone?”
“Wasteland? I think you mean Wonderland!”
“Milking a yak ain’t exactly a picnic.”
“I’m sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I’m not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.”
Now grab your Boo and take the next wild taxi ride on over to Monstropolis to find more quotes to scare by in Monsters, Inc., streaming now on Disney+.