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If you watched The Lion King on repeat as a kid, you’ll probably agree that Scar is one of the most downright wicked Disney Villains ever. And yet, we still find him wildly hilarious. He is probably one of the wittiest animals in all the Pride Lands. Read these Scar quotes and see if you agree.
“Life's not fair, is it? You see I, I shall never be king. And you shall never see the light of another day.”
“Now look, Zazu, you've made me lose my lunch.”
“Ooh, I quiver with fear!”
“Why, if it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners.”
“Well I was first in line, until the little hairball was born.”
“Oh, I shall practice my curtsy.”
“Oh no, Mufasa. Perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me.”
“Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you. Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion's share. But when it comes to brute strength, I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool.”
“Well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.”
“A monkey's uncle.”
“Simba, Simba. I'm only looking out for the wellbeing of my favorite nephew.”
“Oh dear, I've said too much. Well I supposed you'd have found out sooner or later. You being so clever and all. Just do me one favor. Promise me you'll never visit that dreadful place.”
“Surely we lions are not all that bad?”
“I’m surrounded by idiots.”
“Just between us, you might want to work on that little roar of yours.”
“Long live the king.”
“Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little bounce in it!”
“You know the law. Never, ever mention that name in my presence. I am the king!”
“I am the king, I can do whatever I want.”
“I’m ten times the king Mufasa was!”
“Simba, I’m a little surprised to see you … alive.”
So, what do you think? Is Scar as witty as he is evil? To get more Scar quotes in your life, watch The Lion King, streaming now on Disney+.
