We recently rewatched Tangled. (Isn’t that what you do on Friday nights?) Normally when we think of this homecoming tale, we think of lanterns, love, and adorable chameleons, but this time around, we could stop thinking about how funny and original the dialogue is. Tangled really has the perfect quote for every situation:
"Go. Live your dream." –Hook Hand
When your friend leaves to go grab a burrito.
"Stay calm. It can probably smell fear." –Flynn Rider
When you see a bug in your room.
"Let's just assume everyone in here doesn't like me." –Flynn Rider
When your teacher announces that you set the curve on a test.
"I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it." –Rapunzel
When your brother has been eating more than his fair share of the dessert.
"I have magic hair that glows when I sing." –Rapunzel
When asked about your qualifications for a job.
"Best day ever!" –Rapunzel
When you go to a Disney Park.
"You broke my smolder!" –Flynn Rider
When your friend messes up your hair.
"All at once, everything is different, now that I see you." –Sung by Flynn Ryder and Rapunzel
When you get your first pet.
"Who are you, and how did you find me?" –Rapunzel
When you get a spammy text message.When you get a spammy text message.
"Make the clock reverse. Bring back what once was mine." –Rapunzel
When your alarm goes off and you want to go back to sleep.
"Did I ever tell you I've got a thing for brunettes?" –Flynn Rider
When you interview Richard Madden.
"I don't know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown." –Flynn Rider
When you visit your brother’s dorm room.
"Is there any chance that I'm going to get super strength in my hand?" –Flynn Rider
When you get a really big bug bite on your hand.
"I could go running, and racing, and dancing, and chasing, and leaping, and bounding, hair flying, heart pounding, and splashing, and reeling, and finally feeling now's when my life begins!" –Rapunzel
When it’s Friday afternoon.
"Well, a fake reputation is all a man has." –Flynn Rider
When you try to explain Instagram to your mom.
"I'm just very interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it possesses." –Flynn Rider
When your friend’s hair air-dries perfectly straight and shiny.
Can you think of more situations that call for a Tangled quote? Go, live your dream. Stream Tangled now on Disney+ to find quotes from Rapunzel, Fynn Rider, Mother Gothel, and more.