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Between missions to defeat the evil Emperor Zurg and keeping Andy's toy family together, Buzz Lightyear has a lot to say. And we think you'll agree that his catchphrases come in handy for even us non-space rangers. See for yourself.
"This is an intergalactic emergency."
When someone eats the last piece of pizza.
"Do you know these life forms?"
When people that we don’t know come to a party uninvited.
"My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets!"
When a scary movie trailer comes on TV and we aren’t ready for it.
"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."
When somebody says they don’t like Disneyland.
"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere..."
When we work on a group project.
"I'm proud of you, cowboy."
When our baby cousin is finally potty trained.
"My ship has crash landed here by mistake."
When we need a good excuse to leave an awkward situation.
"Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'."
When somebody chooses to call us "sir" or "ma’am".
"I've set my laser from stun to kill."
When we find a spider in the office.
"Because of YOU, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!"
When somebody changes the wireless password without telling us.
"I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet."
When somebody takes the last cookie in the cafeteria.
"I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!"
When people seem to be judging us at the gym.
"Years of Academy training wasted."
When our dog fails to perform tricks in front of our friends.
"To infinity, and beyond!"
When we have a three-day weekend.
Looking for more quotes from our favorite Space Ranger? Stream the Toy Story series now on Disney+.